An Egg-cellent Day

Fabergé Eggs
Fabergé Eggs

I do not Egg-zaggerate! Although, on occasion I have been known to become egg-static.
More often in the winter when it's so dry. Sadly, a dry sense of humor is not always appreciated.

I have found tongue-in-cheek humor can be disastrous if combined with foot-in-mouth mishaps.

As Mr. Unknown wrote:
A pun is its own reword. ~ Author Unknown